Success! What a fantastic topic. And who would know more than your great, obviuosly successful, leader Georgie!
I will here share my secrets to my great wealth and fame. I have made a list but the numbers dont indicate priorities.
1: Always buy, when you have access to them, Hobbknobb cookies.
2: Never, EVER have any selfcriticism and/or sense of irony.
3: Always do the opposite of what anyone tells you to do.
4: If someone offers you drugs, never decline their offer.
5: Trick other people into doing things for you.
6: Never have any respect for anyone, excluding yourself.
Following this recipe you will soon have a great, successful life. But of course, you will never be as great as Great George.
All Glory to George!
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Assignment 4
I am hereby going to share the best moment I have had in recent times.
This is an easy one, and although this is not very present, as it happened about a little less than a year ago, I can't think of anything else so... too bad.
The last derby against Djurgården, I think it was sometime in late october. It was quite cold but ones the flares got going and the beer started flowing this was not a problem. As I mentioned I was pretty drunk so I dont remember much but the things I do remember are flares, screaming and winning over the monkeys from Skansen with 3-0. Even better was that the pathetic banana eaters, when the 3-0 goal was scored, by none other than Sulan*, nearly half of the Djurgården fans went home.
Pathetic, you support a team in both victory and hard times. And naturally it felt good seeing them admit to being terrible supporters.
Without exaggerating, one of the best days in my life.
* Sulan is a player who has played in my club for 10 years, and for 9 years he never ever scored. The first time was earlier in the year against another rival club, AIK, and his second one against the monkeys.
All glory to George!
This is an easy one, and although this is not very present, as it happened about a little less than a year ago, I can't think of anything else so... too bad.
The last derby against Djurgården, I think it was sometime in late october. It was quite cold but ones the flares got going and the beer started flowing this was not a problem. As I mentioned I was pretty drunk so I dont remember much but the things I do remember are flares, screaming and winning over the monkeys from Skansen with 3-0. Even better was that the pathetic banana eaters, when the 3-0 goal was scored, by none other than Sulan*, nearly half of the Djurgården fans went home.
Pathetic, you support a team in both victory and hard times. And naturally it felt good seeing them admit to being terrible supporters.
Without exaggerating, one of the best days in my life.
* Sulan is a player who has played in my club for 10 years, and for 9 years he never ever scored. The first time was earlier in the year against another rival club, AIK, and his second one against the monkeys.
All glory to George!
The impossible has happened
Contrary to the belief of the public, your devoted leader, George the Great, has found a blog superior to his own!
The masses reading this, after the initial shock has worn off, you should really read it
www.initcollege.blogspot.com
Even still,
Glory to George!
The masses reading this, after the initial shock has worn off, you should really read it
www.initcollege.blogspot.com
Even still,
Glory to George!
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