Success! What a fantastic topic. And who would know more than your great, obviuosly successful, leader Georgie!
I will here share my secrets to my great wealth and fame. I have made a list but the numbers dont indicate priorities.
1: Always buy, when you have access to them, Hobbknobb cookies.
2: Never, EVER have any selfcriticism and/or sense of irony.
3: Always do the opposite of what anyone tells you to do.
4: If someone offers you drugs, never decline their offer.
5: Trick other people into doing things for you.
6: Never have any respect for anyone, excluding yourself.
Following this recipe you will soon have a great, successful life. But of course, you will never be as great as Great George.
All Glory to George!
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