A german sat at a bar. Bellman* came in and said
- I'll bet you 1 dollar I can drink your beer without touching the glass!
- Okay, said the german.
Bellman took the glass and chugged it down.
- You owe me a dollar! said the german.
- Here you go, said Bellman and handed him the dollar. And thanks for the cheap beer you idiot!
*Bellman is a really Swedish thing, he was a troubadour in the late 1800th century and has been made into a legend, mostly through his songs but also through incredibly dumb jokes. Anyway, most of them are really bad but I actually found this one pretty good.
All glory to George!
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